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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-21-2008, 06:48 PM Thread Starter
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Hillary vs Laura

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."


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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-21-2008, 07:01 PM
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Lol....

its still "we the people"right?

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pretty funny....

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 07:44 AM
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i bet she knows what a crackhouse smells like from doing all of W's coke runs back in the day.

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