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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-21-2008, 10:21 AM Thread Starter
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Elmo

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personn el Manager's
door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
two men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are T ickle Me
Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmos.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself tog ether and
approaches Lena.

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-21-2008, 10:45 AM
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that's really really cheesy but i laughed

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heard it before, good for a chuckle

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hardy har harr..

No, but it made me laugh. .lol

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