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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-08-2008, 05:03 PM Thread Starter
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Talking old indian story!!!

-there was a fish looking at a fly flying on top of the water and he said if that fly dropped 6 inches i can eat it!

-and there was a bear watching it said if that fly droppes 6 inches that fish will jump at it and i can eat that fish

-well there was a hunter watching and said if the fly droppes 6 inches that fish will eat that fly and that bear will eat that fish and i can shoot that bear

-and then there was a mouse watching and said if that fly droppes 6 inches that fish will eat it, the bear will eat the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, and i can eat those crackers of the hunters

-well also there was a cat watching and thought if that fly droppes 6 inches that fish can eat it, the bear can eat the fish, and the hunter can shoot the bear, the mouse can eat the crackers, and i can eat the mouse!!!

-and sure enough that fly dropped 6inches and the fish jumped and ate the fly, the bear got the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse got the crackers, and the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!



-moral of the story when a fly droppes 6 inches a pussy gets wet!!
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-08-2008, 05:10 PM
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Not much better than when I heard it 20 years ago.
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-08-2008, 05:12 PM
 
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to complicated, why didnt u just start with the punch line.
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damn, i'm tiired now after reading that bedtime story
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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 09:01 AM
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its funny... it just took forever.
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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 10:27 AM
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If you click,copy and paste.......You should check over the joke.


It said something about the mouse could eat the crackers out of the hunters.......




Hunters what ?
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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 11:36 AM
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If you click,copy and paste.......You should check over the joke.


It said something about the mouse could eat the crackers out of the hunters.......




Hunters what ?

Been reading long?
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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 12:00 PM
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Been reading long?

Only about a day longer than you.
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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 12:06 PM
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Only about a day longer than you.
Maybe you should read the original post again, only slower this time.
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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 12:57 PM
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Only about a day longer than you.
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 02:54 PM
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what happened when the cat chased the mouse into the ford..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_fGvvbAqlA

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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-10-2008, 05:35 PM
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nice try, but you failed

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