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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-30-2007, 11:43 PM Thread Starter
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three old men

Three old men are talking in a retirement home.. first man says "man, this sucks.. i wake up in the morning, and i can't hardly get more than 3 drops of piss when i go pee.." second guy says " oh yeah? when i wake up in the morning i feel the need to poop, but try as i might, all i'm greeted with is one little nugget." third guy says "you think that's bad? i have a good solid BM at 5AM, and i completely empty my bladder at 6AM. trouble is, i don't wake up till 9!"

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-30-2007, 11:47 PM
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Old, but I still laugh everytime!!!

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-01-2008, 06:06 PM
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haha that's awsome!

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-02-2008, 12:45 AM
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HAHA! nice.
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-05-2008, 05:09 PM
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-07-2008, 06:56 PM
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Old, but I still laugh everytime!!!
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-11-2008, 05:22 PM
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that one was pretty good...

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