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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-30-2007, 10:08 AM Thread Starter
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What a Guy!

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody."


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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-30-2007, 10:19 AM
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HAHAHHA that's great!





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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-02-2008, 08:14 AM
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-03-2008, 12:28 AM
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hahahahah.... love it
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lmao... I would be to. wondering how many viagra's he needed.
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lol, i wouldn't think at 93 it would still get up but you never know huh.....

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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-07-2008, 08:37 PM
 
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LOL hahaha
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Funny...I chuckled.

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-12-2008, 08:38 PM
 
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sucks to get old!
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