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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-18-2007, 01:54 PM Thread Starter
 
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> BILL WAKES UP WITH A HUGE HANGOVER AFTER ATTENDING HIS COMPANY'S
> CHRISTMAS PARTY. BILL IS A BEER DRINKER AND NOT NORMALLY A WHISKEY
> DRINKER, BUT THE DRINKS DIDN'T TASTE LIKE ALCOHOL AT ALL.
>
> HE DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW HE GOT HOME FROM THE PARTY. AS BAD AS
> HE WAS FEELING, HE WONDERED IF HE DID SOMETHING WRONG. BILL HAD TO
> FORCE HIMSELF TO OPEN HIS EYES, AND THE FIRST THING HE SEES IS A
> COUPLE OF ASPIRINS NEXT TO A GLASS OF WATER ON THE SIDE TABLE. AND,
> NEXT TO THEM, A SINGLE RED ROSE!
> BILL SITS UP AND SEES HIS CLOTHING IN FRONT OF HIM, ALL CLEAN AND
> PRESSED. HE LOOKS AROUND THE ROOM AND SEES THAT IT IS IN PERFECT
> ORDER, SPOTLESSLY CLEAN. SO IS THE REST OF THE HOUSE.
> He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
> back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on
> the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
> kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, Breakfast is on the
> stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite
> dinner tonight. I love you, darling!"
> Love, Sue He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
> breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is
> also at the table, eating. Bill asks, 'Son ... what happened last
> night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., a little drunk and out
> of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then
> you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into
> the door.' Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in
> such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on
> the table waiting for me??'
> His son replies, 'Oh THAT! .... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
> and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me
> alone, I'm married!!''
>
> Broken Coffee Table $239.99
> Hot Breakfast $4.20
> Two Aspirins $.38
> Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS
>
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-19-2007, 05:34 AM
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old but still good

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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-19-2007, 02:37 PM
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-19-2007, 03:13 PM
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-19-2007, 03:16 PM
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-19-2007, 03:34 PM
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-23-2007, 05:15 PM
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I teared up.
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-25-2007, 09:18 PM
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-26-2007, 04:30 PM
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That one is pretty decent...


<---files it away to use on the wife some time...
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-27-2007, 01:02 PM
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