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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-10-2007, 05:21 PM Thread Starter
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mounted cop

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on
his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said,
''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ‘‘nice horse you got their sir,
did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

the little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put
the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-10-2007, 05:23 PM
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old but still funny as hell

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I laughed!
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-13-2007, 10:55 AM
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kinda funny.
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