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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-10-2007, 05:19 PM Thread Starter
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Talking god

A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or
female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and
female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,

"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks...

"Is God Michael Jackson?"
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-10-2007, 05:24 PM
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you need help

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2007, 01:37 PM
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but not the kind of help we can give here

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2007, 01:40 PM
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