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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-05-2007, 03:54 PM Thread Starter
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Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.....
They panhandle on different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".
Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......
It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico".
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-05-2007, 04:27 PM
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Now that is a good joke!
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lmao, that's good shit.

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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2007, 10:22 AM
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hell i woulda gave him a twenty and told him to take a friend
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-07-2007, 09:39 PM
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No wonder he can afford a Mustang, F150 supercrew and a sport bike

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pretty funny!
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-10-2007, 11:03 AM
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No wonder he can afford a Mustang, F150 supercrew and a sport bike
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