Brett Favre, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Packer flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
The porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
Mansion with a Silver and Blue sidewalk, a 50-foot flagpole with an enormous
Blue Star flag, and in every window, a "How 'Bout Them Cowboys" sign.
Brett looked at God and said, "God, I don't mean to be ungrateful, but
I have a question: I was an all-pro QB, I won the Super Bowl, and I even went to
the hall of fame." God asked "So what do you want to know, Brett?"
"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Brett, that's not Tony's house... it's mine."
**SKAGG NASTY** Just another 9 second street car.