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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-03-2007, 03:22 PM Thread Starter
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Brett Farveara........

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died.



When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Packer flag in the window.



"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very

special; not everyone gets a house up here."



Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up

The porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story

Mansion with a Silver and Blue sidewalk, a 50-foot flagpole with an enormous

Blue Star flag, and in every window, a "How 'Bout Them Cowboys" sign.



Brett looked at God and said, "God, I don't mean to be ungrateful, but

I have a question: I was an all-pro QB, I won the Super Bowl, and I even went to

the hall of fame." God asked "So what do you want to know, Brett?"



"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"



God chuckled and said "Brett, that's not Tony's house... it's mine."

**SKAGG NASTY** Just another 9 second street car.


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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-03-2007, 05:48 PM
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Made me chuckle...
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lol @ farvera
can i get a liter of cola?

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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-04-2007, 08:48 AM
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can i get a liter of cola?

I just lost a buck to myself.
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-04-2007, 10:33 AM
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Really, if God was such a big Cowboys fan, why would he have Satan incarnate as the owner?

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Really, if God was such a big Cowboys fan, why would he have Satan incarnate as the owner?
Because Satan plays to win.


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Really, if God was such a big Cowboys fan, why would he have Satan incarnate as the owner?

Pretty sad if you'd consider Jerry Jones as satan compared to some other evil people we have living in this world.


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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-04-2007, 06:26 PM
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we all know The Cowboys are gods team...
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-05-2007, 11:01 AM
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we all know The Cowboys are gods team...
That's right!!
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-05-2007, 11:04 AM
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Greatness.....

Oh and God's house sits right above Texas Stadium where he can watch over his team!
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Because Satan plays to win.

LMAO! Well done!
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