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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-30-2007, 09:54 AM Thread Starter
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin
Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.























They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.









"I will give each one you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.



















The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."



















POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.



















Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land."



















POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.



















The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."



















The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."



















The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill the bitch with water."

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-30-2007, 09:56 AM
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haha. good shit.

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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-30-2007, 10:13 AM
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-30-2007, 10:29 AM
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Or "Put a lid on it".
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-01-2007, 09:18 AM
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-04-2007, 09:36 PM
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Or "Put a lid on it".
LOL i like that one too.
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-05-2007, 10:58 AM
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lol good one!!!
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-07-2007, 10:27 AM
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Wish it was a true story.


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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-07-2007, 12:47 PM
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Technically, if you said nothing can get "in" then that includes water, right???







JK, good joke!!
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