Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Moving to the Big House!
worth the wait....
An old biker was sitting on his back porch crying his eyes out sucking on a bottle of Jack Black. His old lady waddled out and asked him why he was crying like a silly little sissy..... He looked at her and said"Do you remember when I was 19 and you were 16 and your old man said that if I didn't marry you he was gonna make sure I spent 20 years in prison getting my asshole reamed?" She looked at him and said "yeah, so?" He started crying again and said" today would have been my parole day!"
"Conform to his image" Romans 8:29