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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-27-2007, 07:18 PM Thread Starter
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The Phone Call


"Hi honey.

This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,

Daddy says,
"But honey,

you haven't got

an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room

with Mommy,

right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs

and knock on the bedroom door

and shout to Mommy

that Daddy's car

just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."

A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?"

"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool?

Is this

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-28-2007, 10:57 AM
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Holy Crap!!!
That's funny as hell!!!
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classic! i love that one!

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hahaha good one

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Originally Posted by livinglegend_86
classic! i love that one!
x2...Great joke!
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