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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-22-2007, 08:34 PM Thread Starter
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Are You a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner

Mustangman_2000, this is for you :

Important test!



Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
..............................
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:







Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
...............................
Republican's Answer:

BANG!
...............................
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "I'll tell you right now, you ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-22-2007, 08:48 PM
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that was freaking great.

love it!

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-22-2007, 09:39 PM
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Pretty good!

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Old one but good one.
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-23-2007, 06:28 PM
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LOL.....Good find.

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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-23-2007, 07:40 PM
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-27-2007, 02:23 PM
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 09:04 AM
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The question references the gun as a Kimber, and the Democrat's answer a Glock......
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 10:16 AM
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Republican here, maybe a little southern too. Thanks for the laugh.
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