Wonders of Aging
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
ØBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
ØBetween 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
ØBetween 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
ØBetween 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
ØBetween 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
ØBetween 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
ØBetween 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
ØAfter 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN.
ØBetween 1 and 70, a man is like Iran.
Ruled by a prick.