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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-08-2007, 04:47 PM Thread Starter
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Luis and Flaco

Luis and Flaco were having the burrito special at their favorite taqueria, when they heard this awful choking sound.
They turned to see this viejita a few stools down turning blue from wolfing down some menudo too fast.
Flaco said to Luis, "What do you say ese shall we help her?"
"Well Yeah", said Luis.
Flaco got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked, "Can you briffe?" She shook her head que no.
"Can you speak?" she shook her head que No.
With that he helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and licked her butt.
She was so shocked, she coughed up the piece of menudo and began to breathe with great relief.
Flaco turned to his friend Luis and said, "Orale ese, see that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"
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were these the mexicans trowing rocks off thier truck on 635?

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were these the mexicans trowing rocks off thier truck on 635?
Maybe it was me
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were these the mexicans trowing rocks off thier truck on 635?
HEY! Me and my friend were driving down 635 the other day and we drove under the underpass and somethin hit the roof of his truck! was there seriously people throwin shit!? we were fucking pissed!
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I am going to have to try that hind lick lol.
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i will only do that to a hot chick
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