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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-05-2007, 11:04 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Dusty Underwear

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his

Wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe

It would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his

Drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little

"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder... It's Miracle Grow."

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-05-2007, 02:33 PM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-05-2007, 02:35 PM
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-05-2007, 06:10 PM
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Bitch must be kin to my wife...

Lol, that was decent.
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-09-2007, 11:19 AM
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lol hate when that happens
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shit hate when that backfires
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