Mom and dad were fed up with there two sons that were always in trouble for something. They decided that good ole fashion parenting had failed so they turned to the church. They asked the preacher to come over for dinner and have a talk with they're sons. So after dinner the boys were sent to their rooms. The preacher went into the younger boys room first and sat down. He asked him if he had ever read the bible. The boy replied No. Then he asked the boy if he new where god was. The boy sat there very quietly and didnt say a word. The preacher asked again, son do you know where god is. Once again the boy sat there quietly. The preacher siad very firmly son im gonna ask you one more time and i want an answer this time. Do you know where god is. The jumps up and runs out the door to his brothers room almost in tears and says to the older brother. Your not going to believe this but god is missing and they think we took him..