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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-31-2007, 11:49 AM Thread Starter
 
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Halloween Costume

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.
> He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so
> he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
> A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
>
> Dear Sir,
> Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
> cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
> as a pirate.
> Very truly yours,
> Acme Costume Co.
>
> The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
> wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and
> he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
>
> Dear Sir,
> Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
> wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
> Very truly yours,
> Acme Costume Co.
>
> Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
> wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
> another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel
> and a note, which reads:
>
> Dear Sir,
> Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
> Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
> wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
> Very truly yours,
> Acme Costume Co
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