Another Little Johnny Joke
It was Christmas time and all the students were turning in their gifts to the teacher. Little Johnny walks up and hands her a medium size box. As the teacher takes it from him she notices that the bottom of the box is wet. Now the teacher knows that Johnny's parents own a liquor store so she begins to make assumptions.
She touches the box with her pointer finger and dabs a drop on her tongue. She looks as Johnny and asks.......Is it Burboun?
Little Johnny says NOOOO! smiling
She does the same thing again and asks.....is it Scotch??
Little Johnny smiling again says NOOO!!
A third time she takes a final taste and proclaims...Ahaaa...it's Whiskey!!
Without missing a beat Little Johnny tells the teacher...NOOOOO...it's a PUPPY!!!