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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-29-2007, 06:54 AM Thread Starter
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9 yr old

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
work.
> Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
husband
> came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy
now
> has company.
>
> Boy: "Dark in here."
>
> Man: "Yes it is."
>
> Boy: "I have a baseball."
>
> Man: "That's nice."
>
> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>
> Man: "No, thanks."
>
> Boy: "My dad's outside."
>
> Man: "OK, how much?"
>
> Boy: "$250."
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
> lover are in the closet together.
>
> Boy: "Dark in here."
>
> Man: "Yes, it is."
>
> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>
> Man: "How much?"
>
> Boy: "$750."
>
> Man: "Fine."
>
> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's
> go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold
them."
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son
says,"$1,000.
> " The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
> that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you
> to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father
alerts
> the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and
> closes the door.
>
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>
> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-29-2007, 06:56 AM
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Pretty funny, but for the love of god if you are going to cut and paste emails...please format them.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-29-2007, 07:13 AM
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that is a smart kid
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-29-2007, 08:11 AM
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alright so I laughed thats a good one

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-29-2007, 09:35 AM Thread Starter
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Originally Posted by exlude
Pretty funny, but for the love of god if you are going to cut and paste emails...please format them.

If the arrows bothered you that bad, then I apologize...
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