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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-26-2007, 02:12 PM Thread Starter
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Lizard and the Monkey

A monkeys sitting in the jungle up in a tree in the jungle one day when a lizard comes walking by. The lizard stops, looks up at the monkey and says, "What are you doing up there?" and the Monkey says, "Getting high, come on up" So the lizards like, "I gotta see this" so he climbs up the tree and sits next to the monkey. They smoke the joint together and suddenly the lizards starts climbing back down the tree when the monkey says, "Hey buddy, where are you going?" and the lizard says, "I gotta go to the river to get a drink of water, Im thirsty"

So the lizard makes he way down the the waters edge and leans over and starts to drink. Suddenly he falls in....

A crocodile is sitting on the other side of the river and makes his way over to the lizard and nudges him back on the bank. The lizard says, "Thanks man, sorry abou that, Im high" So the crocodile laughs and says, "High ?" and the lizard says, "Yes high, me and a monkey just smoked a joint together in a tree about 50 yards from here" so the crocodile says, "I gotta see this for myself" so he makes his way through the jungle and gets to the base of the tree, looks up and sure enough, the monkeys still sitting there.

The crocodile says, "Hey you" and the monkey looks down and says......




"Dude, how much f_cking water did you drink ????"
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I literally laughed out loud. And snorted a little bit...
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dont get it...

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A monkeys sitting in the jungle up in a tree in the jungle one day when a lizard comes walking by. The lizard stops, looks up at the monkey and says, "What are you doing up there?" and the Monkey says, "Getting high, come on up" So the lizards like, "I gotta see this" so he climbs up the tree and sits next to the monkey. They smoke the joint together and suddenly the lizards starts climbing back down the tree when the monkey says, "Hey buddy, where are you going?" and the lizard says, "I gotta go to the river to get a drink of water, Im thirsty"

So the lizard makes he way down the the waters edge and leans over and starts to drink. Suddenly he falls in....

A crocodile is sitting on the other side of the river and makes his way over to the lizard and nudges him back on the bank. The lizard says, "Thanks man, sorry abou that, Im high" So the crocodile laughs and says, "High ?" and the lizard says, "Yes high, me and a monkey just smoked a joint together in a tree about 50 yards from here" so the crocodile says, "I gotta see this for myself" so he makes his way through the jungle and gets to the base of the tree, looks up and sure enough, the monkeys still sitting there.

The crocodile says, "Hey you" and the monkey looks down and says......




"Dude, how much f_cking water did you drink ????"
hahahahahaahahahaha
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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-28-2007, 01:53 PM
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good one, actually never heard that one before...

its still "we the people"right?

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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-28-2007, 10:23 PM
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dont get it...
The lizard is smaller than the croc. The monkey thought that the lizard had consumed enough water to be as large as the croc.
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Because he was stoned.
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Haha. Never heard that one.
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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-29-2007, 10:08 AM
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dont get it...
go smoke a joint and then you will
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-29-2007, 05:59 PM
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Old, but great.
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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-31-2007, 10:02 AM
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Lol!!
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