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One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny.
He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it
behind her. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are
you doing?!"
Little Johnny replied, "It's not so
funny when its your mom is it?!"
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-23-2007, 11:25 PM
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I just laughed my ass off on that one.

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Fortunately he dropped the gun and the bullet was intercepted!
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post #5 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-26-2007, 09:14 AM
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LMAO.

One of the best Little Johnny jokes Ive heard in a long time!!
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post #7 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-27-2007, 07:57 PM
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Little Johnny is a bad MOFO

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Haha. Thats wrong.
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must be in arkansas
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post #12 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-29-2007, 06:03 PM
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post #13 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-30-2007, 09:07 AM
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awesome....

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post #17 of 18 (permalink) Old 11-09-2007, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackSnake1996
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny.
He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it
behind her. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are
you doing?!"
Little Johnny replied, "It's not so
funny when its your mom is it?!"
lol i like that
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post #18 of 18 (permalink) Old 11-13-2007, 01:56 PM
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lol i'd like that
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