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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 01:55 PM Thread Starter
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OJ Goes to Hell

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.



In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . . . . . .


















"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 04:45 PM
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Lololol

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 04:46 PM
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new joke!!
o wait its not 1999?

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Check your self bro , you're not that cool.

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hahahahahaha
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-23-2007, 09:13 AM
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new joke!!
o wait its not 1999?

The only real joke, is the one in your SIG.


Oh, and I like the Dallas Cowboys, just not T.O.
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