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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 11:39 AM Thread Starter
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Yankees, you have to feel sorry for them.

Two business men from the North are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store isn't ready only a few shelves are set up.

One says to the other, I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.

No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious hillbilly from the south walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, "What are y'all sellin here?

One of the men replies, We're selling assholes here.

Without skipping a beat, the southerner says, Well, I see y'all are doing really good, you only got two left.

YANKEES (God bless 'em) SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 11:54 AM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 03:43 PM
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I thought it was funny

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 03:58 PM
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Oh man, he showed them.

Wait, how were the "business men from the North" messing with the Southerner?
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Oh man, he showed them.

Wait, how were the "business men from the North" messing with the Southerner?
That was funnier than the joke...
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