Football FINALLY makes sense...
Football FINALLY makes sense.........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they
were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get
the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!
Originally Posted by The Raven
This is exactly why if I ever have a daughter, I'm going to teach her to swallow early on.
Originally Posted by Marisa
Undietaker is my hero.