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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-19-2007, 10:01 AM Thread Starter
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Jesus heals

3 men are sitting at a bar. A white guy, a chinese guy and a black man...

The white guy has a bad neck..

The chinese guy has bad knees...

and the black man has a bad back....

Suddenly theres a glow from under the door. Jesus appears and the men are amazed at what they're seeing. Jesus places one hand on the back of the white mans neck and says, "You may now move your head with no pain in your neck" The man stands up, moves his head in a circular motion and smiles and runs out the door screaming, "Jesus heals!!"

Jesus places his hands on the chinese mans kness and says, "You may now walk with no pain in these knees" and the Chinese guy stands up, walks around for a minute, smiles, and runs out the bar screaming "Jesus heals!!!"

Jesus reaches over to the black mans back and the black man jumps off the stool and backs up and says, "Dont touch me!...............I'm drawing disability!"
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-19-2007, 10:10 AM
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-2007, 08:48 AM
 
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-2007, 08:58 PM
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good one.

its still "we the people"right?

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-21-2007, 02:26 PM
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-23-2007, 07:08 AM
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I literally laughed at that one!
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-23-2007, 07:14 AM
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-27-2007, 08:07 PM
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how true, how true

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