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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-14-2007, 09:54 AM Thread Starter
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He has probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey, I love you."

To which the wife responded, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you too."

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-14-2007, 01:40 PM
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oh shit

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Awwww Shit!
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big difference there lol

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- later on when i was about 16 i suddenly came to the realization that i had zero appeal to women and i said "i'm going to say i'm gay from now on"
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-16-2007, 09:46 PM
 
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Lol!!!
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-18-2007, 09:55 AM
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That's hilarious!
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-18-2007, 10:00 AM
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Damn... Sucks for him.
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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-20-2007, 08:41 AM
 
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No repost nazis to chime in? Lol That one makes me laugh every time I see it.
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-21-2007, 09:58 PM
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damn that sucks for his ass literally
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-21-2007, 10:07 PM
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haha. damn, that's wrong.

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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 08:23 AM
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Lol

its still "we the people"right?

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