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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-12-2007, 11:12 PM Thread Starter
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I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Help Hotline.


I was put through to a ‘call center’ in Pakistan.


I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane....
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-13-2007, 02:15 PM
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eh.....I chuckled.....

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-14-2007, 02:24 PM
 
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Wow.. sounds like a ripoff of a Jeff Dunham joke...
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-15-2007, 08:02 AM
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Im all about a joke, but after 9/11 I guess I didnt catch the humor in this joke.



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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-15-2007, 08:07 PM
 
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Man, so offense, but if you can't find humor in life it's about time to give it up. The joke was just that. We all know what happened, and I'm personally putting my life on the line partially because of that day. All that told, I'm still laughing.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-15-2007, 08:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 10sec302
Im all about a joke, but after 9/11 I guess I didnt catch the humor in this joke.



well, the humor is based around the 9/11 events, so maybe you're not all about a joke.

I chuckled
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