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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-06-2007, 05:53 PM Thread Starter
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Only In Texas

In Richardson TX, a State Trooper was running radar. He had a
perfect spot to watch for speeders but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the
problem. A 12 yr old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted
sign which read "Radar Trap Ahead!" The officer later found a young
accomplice down the road with a sign reading "Tips" and a bucket full
of money. (And we used to sell lemonade)

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Plano, TX. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

A young woman was pulled over in Austin, TX for speeding. The Texas
State Trooper walked to her window, flipping open his ticket book. She said

"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police
Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have any balls." There
was a moment of silence while she smiled and realized what he'd just
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-10-2007, 11:17 PM
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the best one is pretty funny :P
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-14-2007, 02:34 PM
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All 3 very nice... it would suck to be that trooper though.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-14-2007, 02:48 PM
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Actually I liked the first two more than the last for some reason.

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I'd fuck her and confess my love while using my wife as the mattress.
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Originally Posted by silvercobra03
Actually I liked the first two more than the last for some reason.
I thought the kids were inventive.

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lmao i cant wait to move back to texas

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Congrats on trapping 10mph more than anyone else with the same parts.
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