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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-03-2007, 06:47 PM Thread Starter
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Harsh but funny

A Texan is walking through a field and sees a Mexican drinking water from a stock tank, with one of his hands.
The Texan shouts to the Mexican...'Hey, don't drink that water...It has cow shit in it!'
The Mexican shouts back….
'Soy Mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés. Hábleme Español.'
(I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. Speak Spanish to me!)


The Texan shouts back...
'Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirá más para beber.'
(Use both hands; you'll get more to drink)

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-03-2007, 06:55 PM
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I laughed.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-03-2007, 07:19 PM
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funny

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-03-2007, 10:41 PM
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lol, not as harsh as i thought it would be
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-05-2007, 06:06 AM
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Viva la cow turds!
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