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Comatose!! LOL

COMATOSE

>A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for
>months. Nurses were in her room giving her a
>bed-bath. One of them was washing her private area
>and noticed that there was a slight response on the
>monitor when she
>touched her. They tried it again and sure enough
>there was sizable movement. They went to her husband
>and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy
>as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the
>trick and bring her out of the coma."
>The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that
>they'd close the curtains for privacy.
>The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
>room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat
>lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
>The nurses ran back into the room. "What
>happened!?",they cried.
>The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked."
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