last friday two guys went drinking,well 2 beers led to 12, 12 led to 20, until one puked all over his new sweather. man my wife is gonna kill me. wait a sec, tell you what to do, put a $20 bill in your pocket and tell her a man puked on you and offered to pay the dry cleaning bill. that should calm her down. so they continued to drink. when he got home she met him at the door -- you smell like shit and a brewery and you threw up on your self, let me splain said the drunk, a guy puked on me and offered to pay for it. well that was nice of him she said, but there is $40 bucks here , OH I FORGOT HE SHIT MY PANTS TOO !!!!!