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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-18-2007, 09:16 PM Thread Starter
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The Bull

A man took his wife to the cattle show and one of the
first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said "This bull mated 50 times last year" The wife
playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said "He mated 50 times
last year"

The walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
that said "This bull mated 120 times last year" The wife gave her
husband a healthy jab and said "That's more than twice a week! You could
learn a lot from him"

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached
that said, in capital letters, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR" The
wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one"

The husband looked at her and said "Go over and ask him
if it was with the same cow"

NOTE: The husband's condition is stable, and he should
make a complete recovery.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-18-2007, 09:23 PM
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Check your self bro , you're not that cool.

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-19-2007, 03:46 PM
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Good post, I enjoyed it.

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-20-2007, 10:35 PM
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lol, never heard that one before
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