3 Old Ladies
Tillie - Maude - Gertrude [old but still funny]
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having
a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The
flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened
his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a
stroke. But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.