moral of the story
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said,
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20
bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a
of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting
at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he
couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his
cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the
fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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In the words of President Teddy Roosevelt, " We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
ive never been good at keeping directions i believe schedules are one of lifes worst infections
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