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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-13-2007, 10:32 AM Thread Starter
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Angry So who is doing the work?

> > SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?
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> > The population of the USA is 300 million.
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> > 160 million are retired.
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> > That leaves 140 million to do the work.
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> > There are 85 million in school.
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> > Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
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> > Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
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> > Leaving 15 million to do the work.
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> > 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
> > Bin-Laden.
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> > Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
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> > Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
> > governments.
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> > And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
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> > At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals.
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> > Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
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> > Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
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> > That leaves just two people to do the work.
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> > You and me.
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> > And there you are,
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> > sitting on your ass,
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> > at your computer, reading jokes.
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> > Nice. Real nice
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-13-2007, 05:19 PM
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-13-2007, 05:20 PM
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2007, 02:02 PM
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It started to make sense at first but then it........






nah...........never did end up making sense.
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2007, 03:06 PM
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wtf, it makes perfect sense and I think the wit is GREAT!
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2007, 10:03 PM
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> > Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

> > Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

> > Leaving 15 million to do the work.
55-35=20
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55-35=20
I didn't create it... I just repeated it...

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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2007, 11:09 PM
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sounds like someone's numbers are off

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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2007, 11:26 PM
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sounds like someone's numbers are off
not to mention overlapping categories

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-16-2007, 12:13 PM
 
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right, well i was gonna say "hey i work for the govt, and we work, but im online right now reading jokes..... so yeah" 15 million left
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