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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-11-2007, 01:40 PM Thread Starter
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> MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL


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> The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
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> "Mrs. Sanders, please."
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> "Speaking."
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> "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
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> "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
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> "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the >other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
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> "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
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> "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
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> "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
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> "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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