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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-11-2007, 10:48 AM Thread Starter
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Another blonde joke:

Bob, walked into a bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blond replied, "I did too, but damn I didn't think he'd do it again."


Bob took her money.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-11-2007, 01:17 PM
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That's a new one for me! thanks for posting.

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Lol
 
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haha!
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-15-2007, 10:51 AM
 
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Lmao that was funny
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