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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-29-2002, 12:28 PM Thread Starter
 
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Prison vs. Work

PRISON VS WORK
>>
>> Just in case you ever get the two mixed up, this should make
things
a

>>bit clearer...
>>
>> IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10
cell;
>> AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8
cubicle.
>>
>> IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day;
>> AT WORK ... you only get a break for one meal and you have to
pay
for

>>it.
>>
>> IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior;
>> AT WORK ... you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
>>
>> IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you;
>> AT WORK ... you must carry around a security card and open all
the
>>doors for yourself.
>>
>> IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games;
>> AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>>
>> IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet;
>> AT WORK ... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the
seat.
>>
>> IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit;
>> AT WORK ... you can't even speak to your family.
>>
>> IN PRISON ... you spend most of your life looking through bars
from
>>inside wanting to get out;
>> AT WORK ... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
go
>>inside bars.
>>
>> IN PRISON ... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
work
>>required;
>> AT WORK......you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then
>>they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>>
>> I THINK SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG HERE!!!
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-29-2002, 06:14 PM
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in prison > you get raped

at work > you dont get raped
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-30-2002, 12:02 PM
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in prison > you get raped

at work > you dont get raped
That's the main reason you'd rather be in prison than at work, huh Jason?
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-01-2002, 07:10 AM
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too true
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-01-2002, 08:49 AM
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That's the main reason you'd rather be in prison than at work, huh Jason?
i hate you the most

dont use my real name on here your going to blow my cover
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Very True

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now everyones teaming up on me
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