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little johnny came into the kitchen with a discussed look on his face, so his mom asked him what was wrong.

"Grandma is in the living room with her shrimp out again"

"Her Shrimp?" she asked looking confused at him.

"Yep" said johnny.

so she followed him into the living room where she found grandma on the couch with her feet on the coffee talbe an her leg parted playing with herself.

mom looked at granny with disgust and confusion.

she turn to johnny and said.

"thats not shrimp, that is a vagina"


Johnny said "I don't care what you call it, it still taste like shrimp"

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 01:39 AM
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WOW! That was f'n nasty!

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WOW! That was f'n nasty!

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Thats nasty
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lol ,fell out of chair,that is nasty

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I would say "SWEEEEEET" but the last time I had shrimp it wasn't sweet. But that was some funny shit.

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 11:21 AM
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that might be worse than some of the dead baby jokes... I don't know if i should laugh or puke.

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That is f'n grose man! But I still laughed!
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 06:04 PM
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ROFL.. dam i cant share that one with everyone hahaha
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