Dead Stop Bobby :D
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Richardson, always the underdog!
The Wal Mart greeter......
The Wal-Mart Greeter
> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal*Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
> The Wal*Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal*Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
> "I'm neither blind or stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you actually got laid twice."
> Have a good day.
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