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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-02-2007, 11:38 AM Thread Starter
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>>
>>
>>>A woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a
>>> hospital room with
>>> the door wide open.
>>> "Oh my God!" screamed the woman, "That's
>> disgraceful!
>>> Why is he
>>> doing that?"
>>> The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I
>> am
>>> very sorry ...
>>> but this man has a serious condition where the
>>> testicles rapidly fill
>>> with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day,
>>> they'll explode and
>>> he'll die within minutes."
>>> "Oh well, in that case, I guess it's OK," commented
>>> the woman.
>>> In the very next room they could see that a female
>>> nurse was
>>> performing oral sex on a different male patient.
>>> Again the woman screamed, "Oh my God! How can you
>>> explain THAT?"
>>>
>>> The doctor replied ... "Same il lness, better health
>> plan."




I have the same illness, and my insurance apparently isn't worth a shit either.

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-03-2007, 09:44 AM
 
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lmao...lol
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Hahahahahaha
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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-04-2007, 03:56 PM
 
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that is great!!
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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-07-2007, 12:14 AM
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HAHA now thats a good 1
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-09-2007, 06:52 PM
 
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lmao i need that health plan
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-10-2007, 09:34 PM
 
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Oh my God, that joke is disgraceful.







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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-13-2007, 09:47 AM
 
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thats a good one...
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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-13-2007, 12:19 PM
 
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-15-2007, 03:41 PM
May the Force be w/you
 
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PPO > HMO I guess......LMGDAO!
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-17-2007, 09:51 AM
 
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Wish I had a good insurance plan!
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-17-2007, 11:18 AM
Dead Stop Bobby :D
 
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hahaha nice
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