>>>A woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a
>>> hospital room with
>>> the door wide open.
>>> "Oh my God!" screamed the woman, "That's
>>> Why is he
>>> doing that?"
>>> The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I
>>> very sorry ...
>>> but this man has a serious condition where the
>>> testicles rapidly fill
>>> with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day,
>>> they'll explode and
>>> he'll die within minutes."
>>> "Oh well, in that case, I guess it's OK," commented
>>> the woman.
>>> In the very next room they could see that a female
>>> nurse was
>>> performing oral sex on a different male patient.
>>> Again the woman screamed, "Oh my God! How can you
>>> explain THAT?"
>>> The doctor replied ... "Same il lness, better health
I have the same illness, and my insurance apparently isn't worth a shit either.