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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-02-2007, 10:56 AM Thread Starter
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welfare office





A guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight

up to the counter and said,



"Hi. You know, I just HATEdrawing welfare. I'd really rather

have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said,




"Your timing isexcellent. We just got a job opening from a

very wealthy oldman who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard

for his beautifuldaughter you'll have to drive around in his

Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of

the long hours,meals will be provided. You'll be expected

to escort thedaughter on her overseas holiday trips and

you will have tosatisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided

a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is

£200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . you started it

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-02-2007, 11:28 AM
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lol

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-02-2007, 03:50 PM
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LOL!!! so true

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-02-2007, 08:59 PM
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hahahaha nice

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