A guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight
up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just HATEdrawing welfare. I'd really rather
have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said,
"Your timing isexcellent. We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy oldman who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard
for his beautifuldaughter you'll have to drive around in his
Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours,meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort thedaughter on her overseas holiday trips and
you will have tosatisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided
a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is
£200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . you started it
**SKAGG NASTY** Just another 9 second street car.