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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-27-2007, 03:15 PM
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> THE POTATO
> >
> > Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato
> >
> > had eyes for each other,
> >
> > and finally they got married,
> >
> > and had a little sweet potato,
> >
> > which they called 'Yam.'
> >
> > Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
> >
> > When it was time,
> >
> > they told her about the facts of life.
> >
> > They warned her about going out
> >
> > and getting half-baked,
> >
> > so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
> >
> > and get a bad name for herself like
> >
> > 'Hot Potato,'
> >
> > and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
> >
> > Yam said not to worry,
> >
> > no Spud would get her into
> >
> > the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
> >
> > But on the other hand
> >
> > she wouldn't stay home
> >
> > and become a Couch Potato either.
> >
> > She would get plenty of exercise
> >
> > so as not to be skinny
> >
> > like her Shoestring cousins.< /FONT>
> >
> > When she went off to Europe,
> >
> > Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam
> >
> > to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
> >
> > And the greasy guys from France
> >
> > called the French Fries.
> >
> > And when she went out west,
> >
> > to watch out for the Indians
> >
> > so she wouldn't get scalloped.
> >
> > Yam said she would stay on
> >
> > the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
> >
> > with those high class Yukon Golds,
> >
> > or the ones from the other side of the tracks
> >
> > who advertise their trade
> >
> > on all the trucks that say,
> >
> > 'Frito Lay.'
> >
> > Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
> >
> > (that's Potato University)
> >
> > so that when she graduated
> >
> > she'd really be in the Chips.
> >
> > But in spite of all they did for her,
> >
> > one-day Yam came home and announced
> >
> > she was going t! o marry Tom Brokaw.
> >
> > Tom Brokaw!
> >
> > Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
> >
> > They told Yam she couldn't
> >
> > possibly marry Tom Brokaw !
> >
> > because he's just.......
> >
> > Are you ready for this?
> >
> >
> > Are you sure?
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > OK! Here it is!
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > A COMMON TATER
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-27-2007, 03:17 PM
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too long and boring

I stick tater tots in my pockets like Napoleon btw

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-27-2007, 03:41 PM
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too long and boring

I stick tater tots in my pockets like Napoleon btw

lol i know. Got that in my email and thought i would post
 
post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-27-2007, 06:24 PM
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I hate the "are you ready, Are you sure?" parts of the email jokes.

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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 08:06 AM
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i cant beleive i just read that fucking thing

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too long and boring

I stick tater tots in my pockets like Napoleon btw
LOL I just saw that movie last night
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 05:35 PM
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Started out so stupid that I didn't even bother to finish reading it..

Napoleon thing... funny

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