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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 10:45 PM Thread Starter
 
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Talking Little Tony on Math

LITTLE TONY ON MATH
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>>>>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
>>>>you
>>>>shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.
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>>>>He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
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>>>>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
>>>>thinking."
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>>>>Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
>>>>
>>>>There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
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>>>>One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
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>>>>The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
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>>>>The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
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>>>>Which one is married?"
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>>>>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
>>>>that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>>>>
>>>>To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
>>>>wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-26-2007, 10:55 AM
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hahaha..that was funny...thanks
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