Join Date: Dec 2000
Wally world greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two bratty kids , yelling obscenities at them all the way through
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice kids you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no
they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell
would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice."