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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 10:15 AM Thread Starter
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Wally world greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two bratty kids , yelling obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice kids you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no
they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell
would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 10:17 AM
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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 12:43 PM
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oldie but a goodie!

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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 12:58 PM
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I've wondered that many times.

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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 02:06 PM
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I just got this joke in a forward e-mail yesterday... made me laugh a little.

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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 03:03 PM
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Damn! that's a good one!

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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 03:17 PM
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 03:54 PM
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 04:07 PM
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Lol

its still "we the people"right?

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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 08:35 PM
 
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that was a good one
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