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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-22-2007, 02:44 PM Thread Starter
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Why chicks mow the lawn

On a Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged
that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into
the eyes of this nosy neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am".

That's why she cuts the grass!
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-22-2007, 02:45 PM
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post #3 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-23-2007, 09:34 AM
 
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ha thats funny
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post #4 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-23-2007, 10:59 AM
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post #5 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-23-2007, 08:01 PM
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that's funny, I had to call my wife in from changing my oil to read that
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post #6 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-23-2007, 08:03 PM
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lol im calling b.s. on this one
watch ur wife read this and u wont be able to post for a month
lol
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that's funny, I had to call my wife in from changing my oil to read that

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post #8 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-23-2007, 10:00 PM Thread Starter
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lol im calling b.s. on this one
watch ur wife read this and u wont be able to post for a month
lol

I am someones wife. lol
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post #9 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-23-2007, 10:18 PM
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so it was u mowing lawn?
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LMAO! That shit was funny.

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post #11 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-24-2007, 11:59 AM Thread Starter
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so it was u mowing lawn?

oddly I did mow the lawn the weekend before last.

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oddly I did mow the lawn the weekend before last.
That is odd, considering all the rumors I've heard about your husband from Hollywood and The Raven.


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That is odd, considering all the rumors I've heard about your husband from Hollywood and The Raven.
You listen to those homos? LOL
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my woman mows. I cant stand doing that shit. so she does it.

What you might call solitude is something i look forward to.
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post #17 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-26-2007, 11:25 AM
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That is odd, considering all the rumors I've heard about your husband from Hollywood and The Raven.
You did notice it was Kenny who edited that right?

Why do they call it "Common Sense" when it is so rare?
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You did notice it was Kenny who edited that right?

lol, I did say that. I think he was correcting my spelling.
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