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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-19-2007, 09:46 AM Thread Starter
 
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The Journey of Man

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She
was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her.

She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser and looking for a girl with big tits.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-19-2007, 09:52 AM
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-19-2007, 02:44 PM
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Werd, that's where I started.

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Have someone fuck you in the ass and another take your bike. See which one you hate more.
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