Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The
boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon.... You got nice house."